I just don't feel sorry for you!!

I have been reading all of the "gossip" on TMZ about the Mel Gibson and his baby mama Oksana's drama. I wish I could feel sorry for this woman, but I don't! If you are the woman who broke up a marriage you don't get any sympathy from me. Did she really think that he was going to be this upstanding father after he cheated on his wife with her? Boo hoo he isn't paying enough child support. She should have kept her pants on in the first place. The only one I really feel sorry for in this situation is the baby. Poor thing has a duds for parents. It doesn't have a chance!

Yeah...I am still here.

So I have been slacking. I just haven't had much to say lately. To say my life has been boring might be an understatement. Now that it is summer and I don't have to get John off to school in the morning I am finding it REALLY hard to get motivated. I am doing stuff around the house to get ready for the upcoming move (three weeks from tomorrow I am out of here), but other then that not much is going on. The kids are going out of their mind being cooped up in the house, but it is TOO hot here to do anything outside. I am pretty sure we haven't had too many days below 100 degrees this month. Our backyard is just crunchy and not very inviting. The wind blew the kids pool into the neighbors fence and impaled the thing. John is very distressed about this event. He keeps on telling me that we need to go and buy a new one, but I just don't see the point of buying a new kids pool before we move.

I did get rid of some junk at a yard sale only to realize that I still have too much stuff that I didn't sale. Luckily it looks like Fort Belvoir will be having a post wide yard sale a couple of weeks after we get there. I always find it easier to put stuff aside after a move.

I broke my toe last weekend, or I should say my daughter broke my toe. I don't recommend keeping hand weights within reach of toddlers. They really hurt when they are dropped on a toe. It was my first broken bone. I will always be able to tell her about when she broke mommy's toe.

My sweet husband is coming home early. He gets home on Wednesday and I cannot wait. I haven't told the kids yet. I am just going to surprise them at the airport. John is going to be SO excited to see Daddy. Poor Daddy is not going to be as excited when he realizes that all we are doing over the July 4 weekend is move prep. I am determined to be organized this move. After moving every year to year and a half the past few years things have just gotten thrown into random boxes to never be seen again.

We will officially have two house by the end of next week. I am so relieved that we already have an address in VA, but at the same time it is irritating that we are paying for a house for a full month and won't be living in the place. But this is the price to secure it for us and so that our stuff won't have to go into storage. We have never done a point to point move. I am hopeful that less stuff will break this move. The past move was ridiculous with all of the broken items, but our stuff was in storage for six months. This time it will be put on a truck and taken off that same truck and put into our house.

So to keep in line with my boring, unmotivated life right now I think the kids and I will spend the day in our pj's. We haven't done this for a couple of weeks and I just don't feel like going anywhere today. Hopefully the kids won't drive me insane today!

Wine Rack

I was innocently searching for wine racks on Amazon.com this afternoon and I came upon a contraption called "The Wine Rack". It is a sports bra that has a "belly" (like a camelback) that is inside the bra with a straw attached. I cannot make these things up! I tried to copy to this post, but no luck. This will teach me to search for wine racks. The funny thing is that when I was trying to find a picture to post here I looked it up on other websites and there are actually reviews on this device. One review said that the bra was very comfortable, but was afraid the straw would drip on the carpet and she didn't want to leave stains on her friends carpets. This just strikes me as funny. Are people really walking around with this thing on??? Maybe I should pick me one up for my next wild party (because you know I frequent wild parties). They have them in small and medium. It is so nice they are accommodating to larger breasted women. They have thought of everything. They also have a beer belly that attached to a the belly with a straw. I am sure this is very popular on college campuses.

So the next time you want some wine and are feeling lazy and don't want to carry around a glass just pop onto Amazon and pick yourself up a wine rack to wear. Your significant other will LOVE you!